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The meaning of life.. + death?What is the meaning of life?   
This is a very good question. Many believe that life has no meaning, that it's all a big joke and we should laugh at it. Ha dee ha ha.  
 
Others believe that life has a very deep significance. For example there is a random God and he put us on Earth as a sort of trial rather than us going to Heaven directly.   
A few others believe that the meaning of life is 42.  
 
After many years of deep thought and meditation on this subject, I have come to the startling conclusion that all of the above are in fact wrong, ie life is neither a joke nor a trial from God nor 42, but si The meaning of life.. + death?
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Why It's Bad To Be Too SkinnyOnce upon a time there was a really really skinny snake.  
 
One day a small boy named James and his sister named Carolyn was walking to the park and James lost his shoelace. Carolyn said ‘oh you silly boy. Now we have to go all the way back home.’ Then she saw the really really skinny snake on the ground. ‘Look!! What luck!! Here is another shoelace you can use!’ She picked up the really really skinny snake and tied him onto James’ shoe. (This is a true story by the way).   
The really really skinny snake screamed and screamed in pain, crying ‘Ow! Ow!’ but James who was kicking the footb Why It's Bad To Be Too Skinny
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ApplesauceWhat is applesauce? Well some people might think it’s a sauce you put on apples like the type of sauce you specifically put on meat pies. Some people think it could be a sauce made from apples.  
 
But why would you put a sauce made from apples on apples? Some people are just so stupid aren’t they? I think it’s those type of people that voted in George W. Bush. The people who were stupid enough to think that you could put apple sauce on apples. And look where that got us? A fine pickle. People losing their jobs left right and center. Houses getting repossessed, Iceland going bankrupt – all because of some stupid Applesauce
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Sun Apr 12, 2009, 2:54 AM
  • Mood: Apprehensive
  • Listening to: I Knew I Loved You
  • Reading: Daywalks Around Melbourne
  • Playing: Risk
  • Eating: Toothpicks
My daughter forced me to do this.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet's name, current car): Fred Viva

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavour, favorite type of shoe): None The Ones Without Holes

3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal): Blue Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born): Thomas Sydney

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): Fooro

6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Coffee

7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers): something... something... :lol:

8. STRIPPER NAME (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): None Chocolate

10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Pollard Prague

11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Spring They're All The Same To Me (what a loooong name)

12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now) Apple Pants

13. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Weet Bix Gum Tree

:)

In other news, a woman jumped into the polar bear inclosure in a Berlin zoo, and started swimming towards them. Then they started eating her, or trying to, and she tried to get back out for some reason...

Oh and North Korea's loves their patriotic songs beamed downed from their missiles. XD

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  • Current Residence: Melbourne
  • Interests: I'm hobbiless :(
  • Favourite movie: Death in Bognor BAHAHAHHAHAHA
  • Favourite band or musician: Elvis
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock 'n' roll
  • Favourite artist: Vincent Van Goph
  • Favourite poet or writer: Dostoyevsky
  • Favourite style of art: Impressionist
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Favourite game: RISK II
  • Favourite cartoon character: Jessica Rabbit - I dream about her every night
  • Personal Quote: I'm quoteless.
  • Tools of the Trade: I've only got one and I won't say what it is

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~HIDDENintheIVY Mar 21, 2009, 10:50:40 PM
LOVED you're note on OLO's page.
CLASSIC!!

way better than the one my friend got for her lack of uniform skirt where her dad wrote "please excuse Chrissie's lack of uniform skirt, she ate too many custard pies last night and couldn't fit into her uniform this morning"

your one has swave! (spelling :oops: i knoes)

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"I'm sorry M'me, but i'm afraid you're avatarded..."

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~Unfading-Box Mar 25, 2009, 1:55:08 AM
'"please excuse Chrissie's lack of uniform skirt, she ate too many custard pies last night and couldn't fit into her uniform this morning"'

is that really true?

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Twice zero is zero
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~HIDDENintheIVY Mar 25, 2009, 9:53:11 PM
honest truth,because apparently her dad got sick of having to write her notes for her uniform all the time so he started making up excuses.

he was such a cool fellow

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blurring reality's line

"I'm sorry M'me, but i'm afraid you're avatarded..."

:music: if i go crazy then will you still call me Superman :music:

*COMMISSIONS WELCOME :aww:
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*Twarrior Apr 6, 2009, 8:39:26 AM
making up excuses is honest truth? my mind is having trouble processing that data. lol

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~HIDDENintheIVY Apr 6, 2009, 9:39:48 PM
haha no, my story of her excuse is true so its a true recount of a lie

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"I'm sorry M'me, but i'm afraid you're avatarded..."

:music: if i go crazy then will you still call me Superman :music:

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~Unfading-Box Mar 28, 2009, 3:43:09 AM
honest truth is better than dishonest truth...

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*Twarrior Apr 6, 2009, 8:40:05 AM
blunt truth is better than keeping the truth to yourself. nothing ventured, nothing gained! :)

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~HIDDENintheIVY Mar 28, 2009, 12:18:59 PM
but is a dishonest lie is better than an honest lie?

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blurring reality's line

"I'm sorry M'me, but i'm afraid you're avatarded..."

:music: if i go crazy then will you still call me Superman :music:

*COMMISSIONS WELCOME :aww:
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Mood: Joy ~pinkcay9 Mar 21, 2009, 5:14:49 PM
Hai! :wave:
I am one of you're daughter's besties XDDD Welcome to Deviant Art 83
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~Unfading-Box Mar 21, 2009, 9:35:42 PM
thxxxxxx i'm speechless

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*tigercub684 Mar 21, 2009, 3:18:35 PM
Yes, i too am a friend of your Daughter. And a priestess in her religion. (she's quite convincing)

I'm told you're hilarious. Be hilarions NOW! (lols, i joke. No pressure, or anything XD)
(and that note you wrote about the pink hat was epic XDD)

And awesome icon. :XD: box-head. Nice :D

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~Unfading-Box Mar 21, 2009, 9:44:53 PM
awwwe your so sweeet! unfortunately my social skils need a tad sharpening... i too am a follower of my daughter's relegion...although i usually prefer to spread the margine which i find more spreadable.....

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*tigercub684 Mar 22, 2009, 12:34:33 AM
Aw, well what better place to improve your social skills than on the internet? It sure helped me :D

lol, margerine. XD Carolyn was right; you *are* hilarious :XD: :rofl:

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Zutara and Taang fic: [link]

Marauder fun: [link]

Insanity: [link]
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~Unfading-Box Mar 25, 2009, 1:58:15 AM
Carolyn is always right, except when she's wrong. And that happens when she disagrees with me.

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Twice zero is zero
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*Twarrior Apr 6, 2009, 7:44:36 AM
In her defense -- Carolyn is capable of admitting when she is wrong.

You see, all it takes is just a kind word ... and a two by four because just a kind word doesn't always work! :D

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